This is how I win. *loses*
never believe your mom when she calls you and says she’s not going to talk for very long. that’s how she gets you
i love this character so much. id love to see them at the lowest point of their life
my boss hasn’t done anything about the creepy regular who’s been harassing me and i was telling my therapist about it and she was like “okay so here’s an option. i could pretend to be a customer and i’ll keep filing complaints about him until your boss is forced to do something” she’s insane i’m obsessed
some people post that women are their favorite guy but women aren’t even their favorite women
sorry i said it was hot when you were bleeding out :/ you literally didnt die why are you mad at me
Do you have an opinion on Cyndaquil?
“fandom” is such a dirty disgusting word whenever i say it i feel like i have a mouth full of toxic slutch.






